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My Prayer To The Lord, Oh Almighty Algorithm

A prayer for salvation in a time of meager views and shares.

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Oh almighty algorithm, my loving God, I pray that you bestow good fortune upon me.

I pray that you will comfort me in this time of diminishing views and paltry clicks. Dear Lord algorithm, how best can I serve you, and how can I offer you an adequate sacrifice?

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