Naming Devices For Deodorants For Men

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Slackjaw
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1 min readMar 8, 2023
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Superlative + weapon. e.g. Biggest Dagger

Hero + metamorphic rock. e.g. Xerxes’ “the fourth King of Kings” Pumice

American western geology + raptor + length of time. e.g. Arroyo Eagle 24-Hour

Pattern + Scoville Heat Unit. e.g. Madras Plaid 2,000,000

Level of cleanliness + Airforce thing + dryness level. e.g. Freshly Washed F-16 Super Dry

Pacific island + big cat + anger. e.g. Fiji Panther Fury

Cold state + type of tooth + formation of ice. e.g. Montana Fang Crevasse

Majestic animal + the method of its death. e.g. Stag Club

Two animals, one word + dangerous oceanic situation. e.g. Ramstallion Tsunami

Manly herb + method of exfoliation + dangerous weather. e.g. Sage Grit Blizzard

Venomous Australian animal + the kind of man you want to be + method of application. e.g. Blue Ringed Octopus Hail Caesar Roll-On

Worldly success + geology + flower that seems to soften the bleak online masculinity discourse. e.g. Hella Rich Volcanic Chamomile

Something not smooth + something marine + painful touch. e.g. Rough Seafoam Slap

Kind of leather + desperately wished-for social status. e.g. Suede Leader (of Men)

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