Natalie Portman Was Discovered While Eating Pizza
Natalie Portman was discovered while eating pizza.
The man who discovered Natalie Portman wanted her to be a child model, but she said, “Nah! I want to be an actress! Let me finish my pizza.” That acting thing worked out pretty well for her thanks to pizza.
Had Natalie Portman become a child model, her agent would have never let her eat pizza ever again. Not even on her birthday or National Pizza Day, which is February 9th, incidentally.
February is the perfect month for National Pizza Day because very few people wear bikinis in February, and it’s the most depressing month, so it's a good choice, National Day Deciders.
As wonderful as Natalie Portman and pizza are, ordering pizza for a group of people is complicated because no topping is universally preferred. Unless those people are stoned and watching Natalie Portman's stoner classic “Your Highness.” Then, everybody will eat whatever topping is in front of them. Anchovies, mac’n’cheese, horseshoes.
Unstoned people, however, are prickly malcontents who like to push their weight around when it comes to topping preferences. Therefore, when you choose the person to call the people place and order the pizza, you have to choose…
