Negative Reviews of “Music” Edited By Sia’s Assistant So She Wouldn’t Get Upset When She Read Them
Jumping to conclusions about the movie being terrible is all part of the experience.
The cringe-worthy drama “Music” introduces its central character in a song and dance sequence so gasp-inducingly crass, the scene almost demands that the movie be shown in theaters. At least then, audiences would be able to exercise the right to walk out.
And once audiences walked out they would then come to their senses — just as Sia intended — and march right back into the theater after being faced with a world where song and dance sequences that introduce central characters have been judged too harshly, inhale the air lost from gasping, and patiently allow the film to unfold as a commentary revealing the flawed nature of their collective criticism. They would realize, of course, that jumping to conclusions about the movie being a terrible piece of shit was all part of the experience that would later teach them to appreciate invitations for reconsideration and light exercise. Brava, Sia. Brava.
Neither [Maddie] Ziegler nor Sia are autistic, and their collaboration on this film reduces disability to mannerisms that look indistinguishable from…
