Nicknames Of Vegan Mobsters
These cold-blooded vegangsters would kale for some pasta fazool
-Salvatore “The Zucchini Spiralizer” Santini
-Consigliere “Baby Carrots” Costello
-Tommy “Got A Bad Tempeh” Taviani
-Gino “Say No To GMO” Gianetti
-Vito “Vitamix” Vannucci
-Cosimo “Cauliflower Crust” Caruso
-Sonny “Worse Than Seitan” Salerno
-Leo “Leave The Gun, Take The Fagioli” Romano
-Guido “The Garbanzo Bean-Gorging Godfather” Gallinaro
-Vinny “Va Fangool To Whoever Took The Last Vegan Keto Cupcake” Mancini
-Pauly “I’m Gonna Make Him An Alfalfa Sprouts Salad He Can’t Refuse” Genovese
-Anthony “Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold, Just Like My Favorite Dish Baba Ghanoush” Positano
-Danny “Once Kneecapped A Guy At the Farmer’s Market While Fighting Over The Last Carton Of Cherry Tomatoes” Esposito
-Charlie “I’m Locking You Up In My Trunk While I Make A Stop At Whole Foods ‘Cos They’re Having An $8.99 Sale On Impossible Meatballs” Palermo
-Jimmy “I Want My Shroomami Bowl Now Or I’m Breaking This Chair Over Your Head In Front Of Everyone At This Sweetgreen” Lucchese
-Tony “Tofu” Toffolini
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