Non-Essential Oils

1. Canola

2. Cod liver

Illustration by Annie Preston

3. Lemon-infused olive oil from a gift box received three years ago, probably rancid but too far back on a high shelf to check

4. Tepid film on the surface of the last pizza slice after arriving late at a lunch meeting

5. Snail slime face mask

Illustration by Annie Preston

6. A 3,000-mile oil change, hopefully

7. Hair gel on the 23-year-old negotiating a real estate deal in the coffee shop

8. Framed print of Mickey and Minnie in Paris by Thomas Kinkade

Illustration by Annie Preston

9. Chin zit two decades after puberty

10. Deepwater Horizon spill

11. Essential oils

Illustration by Annie Preston