Notice: Please Do Not Put Your Used Porno Mags In My Mini Library
This is meant to be a safe space for my virtue signaling!
My daughter and I built this lovely little mini library and placed it in front of our house for neighbors to share and exchange books. We did that because we are really great people.
So, porn loving guy, whoever you are, maybe you think you’re doing people a favor by placing your worn out copy of Barely Legal in my little mini-library that sits so sweetly in front of my house, like a little flag waving in the name of all that is good, wholesome, and wonderful in the world.
You know what I like? I like when people put their old copy of The Wind in the Willows in my little mini-library. One day I found someone had left that old seventies fave, Johnathan Livingston Seagull! I had forgotten about that classic. Admittedly, that copy of War and Peace has been kind of languishing in the mini-library for a few weeks. Doesn’t anyone want to tackle old Tolstoy? Seems like the pandemic is the perfect time to leap into a few thousand pages about Napoleon’s invasion of Russia. C’mon, people.
Maybe you were trying to provide people with a lighter alternative when you put an old copy of that masterpiece of granny porn — Mature Kingdom — in my charming little book box. Thanks…
