Open Letter To Disney Regarding A Prince Hans Redemption Story
He’s simply too handsome to be all bad.
Dear Disney,
Congratulations on Frozen II. Expectations were high, and you delivered. While my daughters left the theater thrilled, I was a little disappointed. I hesitate to tell you your business, Disney, but this sequel was missing the one thing I most hoped to see: a Prince Hans Redemption Story.
When we last saw Hans, our hero-turned-villain was being deported to his home country to face the wrath of his large, vengeful family, likely sporting a fresh shiner after being punched unconscious by his ex-girlfriend. Messaging about immigration policy and domestic violence aside, is this really how you want Prince Hans’ story to end? I don’t think so. Prince Hans of the Southern Isles deserves a second chance, and here’s why.
1. Handsomeness
Prince Hans is too handsome to be all bad. “Attractive men can’t be evil? But what about Ted Bundy?” you may ask. Actually, Disney, you’re thinking of Marc Harmon or Zac Efron. The real Ted Bundy was homely, with teeth so uniquely hideous they were used as evidence against him. He was maybe a 6 in Tacoma. But I digress.
Prince Hans is objectively…
