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Our Divorce Would Cause A Temporal Rift, Sharon

Do you really want to mess with the space/time continuum and also our tax status?

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Divorce is a mistake. Trying to push for one undermines the will of 50% of the participants in our marriage. Sharon, I didn’t make the rules, and according to those rules a divorce literally undoes a marriage. Everything from our wedding date until now would be null, void, and invalid. In short, our…

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Medium humor. Large laughs.

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Rachel Mans McKenny

Rachel Mans McKenny

Writer. Mostly harmless/water. Stuff in McSweeney’s, The Rumpus, Electric Lit, etc. rachelmansmckenny.com

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