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Our Underwear Ads Are Very Specific About What They’ll Do To Your Nuts

Nuts: Photo by Tom Hermans on Unsplash; Men in Underwear: Pixabay; Edited by the author

Nut-havers of the world, are you sick of seeing an underwear ad and thinking: “Well, I like the idea of a buffer between the raw side of my Levi’s and my swampy ass pit, but what will such a contraption do to my precious nuts?” Don’t answer. We know you are. That’s why all our underwear ads are very specific about what they’ll do to your sweaty (and possibly hairy) nuts.

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