Passive-Aggressive Emails Toddlers Sent After The Incident At Playgroup

Shannon Carpenter

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Slackjaw

3 min readJun 15, 2020

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From: SunshineKitty@aol.com

To: ElmoFan@hotmail.com

Subject: The Incident at the Brookside Playgroup

Dear Kaeden,

Today’s email is brought to you by the letter K!

I wanted to touch base with you on behalf of all the other toddlers at the…

Shannon Carpenter

Written by Shannon Carpenter

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Slackjaw

Shannon Carpenter is the author of The Ultimate Stay At-home Dad and co-host of Dadhousepod.com @HossmanAtHome. Represented by Chris Kepner of The Kepner Agency

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