Pick-Up Lines For 2020
Call me the Dow Jones industrial average when trading opened on March 9th, because I’m falling hard for you.
Are you a global pandemic? Because you’re making me want to change all my plans.
Call me the Dow Jones industrial average when trading opened on March 9th, because I’m falling hard for you.
Me without you is like a conversation in April 2020 without one party sarcastically quipping, “Oh, you know, surviving.”
Hey, I couldn’t help but notice you from across the gap between our “Keep A Distance Of Six Feet” stickers, and I’m definitely not going to say this out loud because I would never imperil our safety by getting closer than six feet away from you, but you’re really cute.
Girl, are you an elderly patron approaching me from the other end of a very narrow grocery aisle? Because you’re making me nervous.
You’re an essential service to me, baby.
Just like every single live music show I attend for the rest of my life, I’ll never take you for granted.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the global reputation of the United States will never fully recover from this.
