Pilot Transcript For HGTV’s “Playhouse Hunters”

Three property choices for a forced playdate.

Audrey Burges
Nov 6, 2020 · 4 min read
“How long did your mom say we had to stay outside?” (Image credit: Photo by Max Goncharov on Unsplash)

MADISON (to camera): We’re looking for a princess castle with at least eleventy-hundred rooms, a movie theater, and a bowling alley. And we really need to be close to mud, but not too close.

HOST (voiceover): Madison and Henry are relocating to Henry’s backyard to play nicely —