Please Do Not Kiss Me At My New Year’s Eve Party

Like, for real, guys.

Michael Kellman
Slackjaw

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To: New Year’s Bash

3:34 PM

Subject: Get Hyped, Also I Have an Ask

Hey everyone,

I’m super excited for tonight and I hope you all are too. Just to reiterate the info from the RSVP, because I’ve gotten some texts about it, arrive at my place…

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Michael Kellman
Slackjaw

Writer, Filmmaker, Comedian, Improviser, Geologist. Top writer in ‘Satire’ and ‘Humor’. Substack: https://kellman.substack.com/