Please Do Not Shake It All About: Hokey Pokey For These Litigious Times

Erin Palmer
Nov 3 · 3 min read
Photo by Ben White on Unsplash

Dear Fantastic Families,

We’ve heard your concerns about the Hokey Pokey and have come up with a harmonious solution to address all your objections.

As you know, some of our Fantastic Families expressed that the Hokey Pokey song and dance is demeaning. Your comments ranged from calling it “a gateway to sexual…

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Erin Palmer

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