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Enjoy This Complimentary Gift Basket While You Fuck In Our Home
Whether you’re in town for business, leisure, or to bring a spark back to your increasingly routine sex life
Welcome! Thank you so much for choosing to book our ⭐3-story HISTORIC ~*Fairytale*~🧚🧚🧚 Duplex⭐. We know what a wide selection of Airbnbs there are available in the greater St. Louis metropolitan area, so we feel honored to host you for the next four days. Whether you plan on going out to explore the city or simply raw dogging it in our marital bed, we want to ensure that your stay is exceptional. As such, we’ve provided you with a small gift basket filled with snacks, toiletries, and knickknacks that will almost certainly end up lodged in one of your orifices.
The information packet within will give you an overview of everything you need to know, no matter if you’re in town for business, leisure, or to bring a spark back to your increasingly routine sex life. It contains a detailed guide to your designated fuck den, like how to operate the thermostat, where to find extra linens, and which pieces of our antique furniture, lovingly hand-crafted by my grandfather, are unable to support the weight of two writhing, grunting adults. If you need some fresh air, make sure to take advantage of our spacious backyard. We’ve included sunblock…
