Poetry Slam Syndrome

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Scion of science Dr. Cyrus Syernick sighs, “Most science studies are in fact unscientific. The media is mean t’ya, I mean, the mean meaning’s a miasma. Asthma, plasma and xanthelasma studies by my buddies of fuddy duddies are ruddy cruddy. Pseudoscience can be found all around you’d be astounded.”

Doctor Syernick recited these lines at the MIT poetry slam last Thursday where he was really having fun by the sound of it. He…