Possible Reasons “She’s 13” Is Trending On Twitter (And Their Likelihoods)
The female lead in a Freeform teen drama has become the center of a love triangle between her English teacher and her other English teacher. (Likely)
Amazon Twitter bots are passionately defending the hiring of 8th grader Vivian Jacobs to the company’s new “Playground-To-Warehouse” program. (Very Likely)
Minnesotan board game designer and single father Andrew Humboldt has posted a lengthy thread on why he is refusing to help his daughter put together the trampoline he bought for her 13th birthday. (Very Likely)
Selena Gomez supporters are rushing to her defense and also grossly misremembering her age for some reason. (Somewhat Likely)
Former President Obama has released his highly critical, top 10 “Most Disappointing Coco Quinn Videos” of the year list. (Somewhat Likely)
People are discussing whether Sasha, a young and inexperienced orca, is mentally prepared to perform a backflip during the climax of Seaworld’s 5PM show. (Unlikely)
Dazzled Ben Shapiro fans are congratulating a young climate activist for besting their favorite pundit in a live-stream debate about the efficacy of preventative environmental law. (Extremely Unlikely)
