Psychoanalyzing My Houseplants
Fern was much too loved as a child, and it shows.
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3 min readDec 13, 2020
Pothos
Reads a lot of self-help books, and after finishing each book actually makes substantial changes in their life in order to better themselves.
So centered and at peace that they’re able to thrive in any environment.
Good at establishing personal boundaries and communicating their emotional needs with others.
Basil
Feels anxious unless they’re the center of attention.
Confuses excessive cologne for a personality.
Fiddle Leaf
Bad at adapting to change.
Likes to maintain control at all times.
Relies heavily on Google Calendar.
Requires just the right amount of attention — too little and they feel neglected, too much and they’re suffocated and panicky.
