QUIZ: A State Of Depression Or The State Of Florida?
How to know which one you’re stuck in.
Published in
Mar 31, 2022
- People are here seasonally.
- Everyone’s on heavy medication.
- Not where you imagined you’d be.
- Hard to define exactly what went wrong.
- Everyone gives up on dressing themselves.
- Contributing to national obesity epidemic.
- A lot of famous people live here.
- Screaming at seagulls.
- Disneyworld doesn’t make it better.
- Excessive Cuban sandwich consumption.
- Looks better on TV.
- Screaming at seagulls while choking on a Cuban sandwich.
- Flip flops.
- If you stay too long, you’ll end up in a gated community.
Answers:
A State of Depression: 1–14.
The State of Florida: 1–14.