Quiz: Children’s Lit Or Erotica?

There’s a hole? There’s a hole! There’s a hole, hole, hole.

Marthea Webber
Feb 21 · 1 min read
child holding a book with eyes and mouth open wide with surprise
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1. “Could you, would you, on a train?”

2. “She tugged and pulled and pulled and tugged and slowly, slowly, slowly they started off.”

3. “Did you ever milk this kind of cow?”

4. “There’s a hole? There’s a hole! There’s a hole, hole, hole.”

5. “That’s it. Now make your fingers wiggle.”

6. “Sometimes you feel two feelings at the same time and that’s okay.”

7. “Something’s moving big and slow. Something’s growling loud and low.”

8. “He uses his big tail to keep his balance, so he won’t fall.”

9. “I see a teacher looking at me.”

10. “Do you sometimes need your favorite toy to snuggle with in bed?”

11. “What a big and noisy ride.”

12. “Pretty soon, more than pizza was being delivered!”

Answers
1–12: Erotica

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Humor writer and all-around human. Published in Slackjaw, Frazzled, and Paper Darts.

Slackjaw

Slackjaw

Medium humor. Large laughs.

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