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QUIZ: Is This A Quote From My 5-Year-Old Or An Old Timey Expression That Fell Out Of Style?

Tyler is in his Don Rickles phase right now.

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“Heyya, horse teeth! How’s the biz?”




Medium humor. Large laughs.

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Alice H. Lahoda

Alice H. Lahoda

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