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Alice H. Lahoda

May 10, 2021

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QUIZ: Is This A Quote From My 5-Year-Old Or An Old Timey Expression That Fell Out Of Style?

Tyler is in his Don Rickles phase right now.

Photo by Sophie Lavoie on Unsplash

“Heyya, horse teeth! How’s the biz?”

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Alice H. Lahoda

Alice H. Lahoda

writer, comic creator, & humorist. editor of The Belladonna Comedy. read more at: alicelahoda.com. support my writing: angryangryalice.medium.com/membership

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