Quiz: Saw A UFO, Or Ate A Cheese Pizza?

Sianna Lani
Slackjaw
Published in
2 min readMay 20, 2023

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A UFO hovering over a cheese pizza.
Photos of UFO and cheese pizza by Makstorm and Dzha33 on Shutterstock.

1. You grabbed your phone and started filming as soon as you caught sight of it.

2. You noticed it was perfectly round and gave off a vibrant, golden glow.

3. You knew it must have gone through countless rotations before landing in front of you.

4. So many questions came to mind. Was it legit? How was it built? Would “craft” be an accurate word to describe it? What about “saucy?”

5. You wondered how it could seem so light, airy, and perfectly balanced, while being so ginormous at the same time.

6. You debated whether you should approach it hands-on, or with reinforcements.

7. You knew it must have withstood extreme temperatures and intense atmospheric conditions before entering your system.

8. It vanished quickly without a trace.

9. You immediately started editing your footage by adding filters and background music in the form of Eminem’s amazeballs hit song “Phenomenal.”

10. You uploaded all the evidence onto TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, and YouTube.

11. You tagged your location and used all relevant hashtags because everyone needs to know where this shit went down.

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Sianna Lani
Slackjaw

Humor writer based in Honolulu, Hawaii | Slackjaw, Points In Case, MuddyUm, and Little Old Lady Comedy | Tweet me @SiannaLani | Sianna.Lani@gmail.com