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Realistically Renewed Vows, Four Years After Our Wedding

I solemnly swear to try to block out how loudly you chew.

Illustration by Emily Clouse

It is with sincere ambivalence that I re-pledge my love and commitment to you today, four contiguous years after we first said: “I do.”

You’re my best friend, confidant, and person who takes out the trash only if I ask. Together we have created a…

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