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Reality Shows Just Begging To Be Made

At least, by me.

Ant Farm Manager

Welcome to the enthralling world of ant farming! These ultra-intense-win-at-all-costs contestants are all tasked to build, fill, and manage an ant farm with zero instructions. Watch them collect ants in the full heat of the summer, freak out when their ants escape through a tiny crack, and cry the tears of joy that…



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Tommy Paley

I write creative non-fiction, humorous and random short stories, unique and tasty recipes and fiction involving odd and funny relationships. I also love cheese.