Reductress Headlines I Literally Just Made Up Because It’s My Only Source Of Joy These Days
9 Words To Call Out During Sex To Test If Your New Partner Is Woke Enough
It Happened To Me: I Was Told To Check My White Privilege, And I Was Gonna, But Instead I Embraced Racism With Open Arms
4 Nude Lipsticks That Say, “I Suck Dick, But I Don’t Swallow, For I Am A Lady”
6 Beyonce Lyrics You Can Put On A T-Shirt And Unironically Wear To Your Next Nazi Meeting
Brave: This Celebrity Posted A Photo Without Makeup On Instagram To Prove She’s Actually Human And Not A Zyflanniborg Species 865 From The Taupoliford Region Of Planet Ogg, Unlike Jennifer Aniston
8 Sex Hacks That Won’t Stop You Getting Thrush Every Time
White Woman Spends Two Hours Explaining That She Is 1/8 Cherokee, So She Totally Gets It
Help! I Can’t Accept A Compliment Without Bursting Into Flames
5 Super Soft Bed Linens That Will Get Completely Ruined By Your Period
Woman Becomes Edgy Instagram Star After Taking Picture Next To A Bin
Inspiring! This Woman Has Never Been Sorry About Missing A Call In Her Life
Katie To Be Awarded Nobel Peace Prize For Singlehandedly Solving World Hunger In One Tweet Thread
21 Pictures That Are Almost As Satisfying As Successfully Pulling Out A Chin Hair With Your Fingertips
Incredible! Reports Show This Man Has Never Met A Funny Woman In His Life
Woman Too Scared To Admit To Her Girl Group That She’s Never Actually Listened To Lemonade
8 Restaurants To Take Your Partner This Valentine’s Day That Say, “Lick My Pussy”
6 Pairs Of Tights That Will Hide The Fact You Haven’t Shaved Your Legs In Four Months
How To Finally Let Go Of The Dream Of Fitting Into Those Denim Jeans You Bought Six Years Ago
Woman Forgets How To Fake Laugh, Offends Five Men In Two Hours
How To Tell Whether You’re Practicing Self-Care Or Just A Lazy Piece Of Shit
Woman Accidentally Likes A Tweet While Snooping Through An Argument That Has Nothing To Do With Her
Pitting Women Against Each Other Is Totally Not Okay, Unless It’s All Of My Boyfriend’s Exes, Especially Fucking Nicole
Woman Who Believes In Gender Equality Doesn’t Understand Why We Have To Always Talk About Race
News From Me: I’m Leaving This Godforsaken Planet To Live Out The Rest Of My Days On Mars
Woman Watches So Many Dog Videos That She Forgets She Is Not Also A Dog
Super Chill Girl Is Actually Furious, But Petrified By The Idea Of Confrontation
Help! I Can’t Have A Meaningful Conversation Unless It’s About Me
I Wired My Mouth Shut So I Wouldn’t Have To Make Small Talk With My Colleagues In The Morning
Woman Daydreams About Achieving Great Things But Has Never Put Effort Into Anything She Has Ever Done
How Can I Possibly Be Racist If I Know All The Words To “N*ggas In Paris”?
