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9 Words To Call Out During Sex To Test If Your New Partner Is Woke Enough

It Happened To Me: I Was Told To Check My White Privilege, And I Was Gonna, But Instead I Embraced Racism With Open Arms

4 Nude Lipsticks That Say, “I Suck Dick, But I Don’t Swallow, For I Am A Lady”

6 Beyonce Lyrics You Can Put On A T-Shirt And Unironically Wear To Your Next Nazi Meeting

Brave: This Celebrity Posted A Photo Without Makeup On Instagram To Prove She’s Actually Human And Not A Zyflanniborg Species 865 From The Taupoliford Region Of Planet Ogg, Unlike Jennifer Aniston

8 Sex Hacks That Won’t Stop You Getting Thrush Every Time

White Woman Spends Two Hours Explaining That She Is 1/8 Cherokee, So She Totally Gets It

Help! I Can’t Accept A Compliment Without Bursting Into Flames

5 Super Soft Bed Linens That Will Get Completely Ruined By Your Period

Woman Becomes Edgy Instagram Star After Taking Picture Next To A Bin

Inspiring! This Woman Has Never Been Sorry About Missing A Call In Her Life

Katie To Be Awarded Nobel Peace Prize For Singlehandedly Solving World Hunger In One Tweet Thread

21 Pictures That Are Almost As Satisfying As Successfully Pulling Out A Chin Hair With Your Fingertips

Incredible! Reports Show This Man Has Never Met A Funny Woman In His Life

Woman Too Scared To Admit To Her Girl Group That She’s Never Actually Listened To Lemonade

8 Restaurants To Take Your Partner This Valentine’s Day That Say, “Lick My Pussy”

6 Pairs Of Tights That Will Hide The Fact You Haven’t Shaved Your Legs In Four Months

How To Finally Let Go Of The Dream Of Fitting Into Those Denim Jeans You Bought Six Years Ago

Woman Forgets How To Fake Laugh, Offends Five Men In Two Hours

How To Tell Whether You’re Practicing Self-Care Or Just A Lazy Piece Of Shit

Woman Accidentally Likes A Tweet While Snooping Through An Argument That Has Nothing To Do With Her

Pitting Women Against Each Other Is Totally Not Okay, Unless It’s All Of My Boyfriend’s Exes, Especially Fucking Nicole

Woman Who Believes In Gender Equality Doesn’t Understand Why We Have To Always Talk About Race

News From Me: I’m Leaving This Godforsaken Planet To Live Out The Rest Of My Days On Mars

Woman Watches So Many Dog Videos That She Forgets She Is Not Also A Dog

Super Chill Girl Is Actually Furious, But Petrified By The Idea Of Confrontation

Help! I Can’t Have A Meaningful Conversation Unless It’s About Me

I Wired My Mouth Shut So I Wouldn’t Have To Make Small Talk With My Colleagues In The Morning

Woman Daydreams About Achieving Great Things But Has Never Put Effort Into Anything She Has Ever Done

How Can I Possibly Be Racist If I Know All The Words To “N*ggas In Paris”?