Rejected 2019 Detective Pikachu Spin-off Movie Ideas

Gotta pitch ‘em all!

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Slackjaw

1 min readMar 13, 2019

Coroner Pikachu
Fyre Festival Survivor Charmander
Cutco Sales Representative (Part-Time) Scyther
Dakota Access Pipeline Lobbyist Muk
MAGA Mewtwo
Toxic Masculinity Machamp
Planned Parenthood Advocate Chancy
ElectaBuzz Feed Content Creator
Vocal NRA Member Blastoise
Anti-vaxxer Koffing
Navy Seel
Vaping Enthusiast Gastly
Greenhouse Gastly
Cloud Services Consultant Pidgeot
Vegan Instagram Influencer Oddish
Soul Cyclist Hitmonlee
Crossfitter Hitmonchan
Skipped Leg Day Geodude
If You See Something Say Something Mr. Mime
Sleep Apnea Snorlax
Ask Me My Pronouns Ditto
Maroon 5 Frontman Jigglypuff
Hot Cheetos Charizard
Legalize It Gloom
Those Three Spend An Awful Lot Of Time Together Dugtrio
App Developer Porygon
Coachella Ready Venusaur
Childcare Is Ridiculously Expensive So I’m Just Going To Take My Kid Everywhere I Go Kangaskhan
Yaaas Nidoqueen!