Return To Work Update: Our Office Is Now A Spirit Halloween

Masks required.

Photo by Oxana Melis on Unsplash

Dear Colleagues,

Once again, thank you to everyone on the team for your continued patience with our ever-evolving return to work plan. We’ve missed seeing you all in person, creating the environment of community and collaboration that makes our company thrive. But we also have to justify our lease of 16,000 square feet in a once-desirable financial district high-rise. So while returning to work is still completely voluntary, please be aware that, if you do choose to come into the office, it will also be a Spirit Halloween.

As such, take note of the following changes to our current in-office work protocols:

• Upon arrival, please visit the front desk (which is now a bubbling cauldron). Here, you will complete a COVID symptom survey and have your temperature checked by our receptionist, Blake. He’ll be the Grim Reaper ominously groaning “Enter if you dare.”
• Masks must be worn at all times. That includes cloth or plastic PPE, as well as one of the rubber character masks Spirit Halloween is pushing this year: Choose between Pennywise from “It,” Big-Teeth Joe Biden, and Barfing Zombie Baby.
• Our conference room is still available to reserve for group meetings, however, it is also currently the…