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Return To Work Update: Our Office Is Now A Spirit Halloween

Masks required.

Photo by Oxana Melis on Unsplash

Dear Colleagues,

Once again, thank you to everyone on the team for your continued patience with our ever-evolving return to work plan. We’ve missed seeing you all in person, creating the environment of community and collaboration that makes our company thrive. But we also have to justify our lease of 16,000…

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