Scary Halloween Costumes For Fiction Writers

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A red pen

The 100-chapter Harry Potter / Berenstain Bears erotic crossover fanfiction you wrote in seventh grade, accidentally emailed to your boss

An inbox of rejection emails

François from your MFA cohort, who once said your short story “honestly lacked any redeeming qualities,” getting a six-figure book deal at Penguin Random House