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Scientology Or My Three-Year-Old?

Photo by Jakub Kriz on Unsplash
  1. Inexplicably obsessed with large ships.
  2. Needs to be told, “STOP JUMPING ON THE COUCH!”
  3. Loves taking vitamins and thinks they cure everything.
  4. Disappearances in public are common.
  5. Keeps repeating a nonsensical story about alien overlords and frozen space volcanoes and really needs to cool it for a second so I can hear myself think.

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