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Sheriff Flirts With A Tumbleweed That Has Juicy Feminine Lips

It sure is lovely to be in the presence of a circular goddess like yourself in that dust pile there.

Photo by Luismi Sánchez on Unsplash

Well, I thought I done seen everything there is to see in this town here. But never did I ever see a woman come into the station like the way you done today. Rolled in with the wind just as the…




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Robert Criss

Robert Criss

humor writer feat. in Slackjaw, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, 251, Little Old Lady Comedy, Robot Butt, Flexx Mag.

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