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Sheriff Flirts With A Tumbleweed That Has Juicy Feminine Lips
It sure is lovely to be in the presence of a circular goddess like yourself in that dust pile there.
Well, I thought I done seen everything there is to see in this town here. But never did I ever see a woman come into the station like the way you done today. Rolled in with the wind just as the door was closing behind the gypsy I turned loose. Bounced off them walls and chairs and came to a stop right in front of me after nearly getting yourself stuck between them jail bars.
I didn’t believe that daughter of a gypsy havin’ mother when she read my fortune but I’m starting to. Said I’d be meeting a fair, young lady today.
I suppose they invented lipstick for your lips in particular there. I suppose you look just as nice as a man on his knees could ask for. And what better place than being on your knees to get comfortable with a lady like yourself on the floor there.
Before you go on speaking your piece, I just want to say that it sure is lovely to be in the presence of an ephemeral, circular goddess like yourself in that dust pile there. That’s a word I know ‘cus I doggone learned it in the paper book I been reading on the toilet.