Sheriff Flirts With A Tumbleweed That Has Juicy Feminine Lips

Sheriff Flirts With A Tumbleweed That Has Juicy Feminine Lips
It sure is lovely to be in the presence of a circular goddess like yourself in that dust pile there.
Robert Criss
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4 min read·
Apr 9, 2020
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Photo by Luismi Sánchez on UnsplashWell, I thought I done seen everything there is to see in this town here. But never did I ever see a woman come into the station like the way you done today. Rolled in with the wind just as the…
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Written by Robert Criss
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humor writer feat. in Slackjaw, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, 251, Little Old Lady Comedy, Robot Butt, Flexx Mag. robertcriss.net
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