Sign Up For FinFam, The Credit Card Made Exclusively For Generation Z
At Financial Union Community Bank, we recognize that the monetary needs of Generation Z are as unique as you are. That’s why we’re proud to offer an exclusive credit card available only to customers born after 1997. A focus group of teenagers told us to call it FinFam, so we did! Keep reading to learn more about the dope, fire, and totally not sus perks you can cop by opening a FinFam card today:
Support that speaks your language. We made each of our customer service representatives watch 100 hours of TikTok videos during their unpaid orientation. What could be more Gen Z than that? Yes, it may sound extra for a bank to code switch for our customers, but your comfort is everything to us. Our agents will always use lingo that you understand, and that’s on periodt. We even programmed our automated self service voice to sound like Lil Nas X. We’re absolutely living for it, and you will be too!
The MOST metallic card. We heard your generation loves drip, so we really iced this baby out! The FinFam card is shinier, heavier, and all around more opulent than anything made by our competitors. Weighing in at almost two pounds, this unwieldy hunk of polished metal will make all your friends jelly as it clangs loudly on the floor every time you drop it–which will likely be often, since it doesn’t fit in most wallets.
Funding LGBTQ+ Causes. We recently learned that nearly 1 in 5 Gen Z adults identify as LGBTQ+. That’s why for every $5,000 you spend, we donate 25 cents to The Trevor Project. Werk! Did you splurge on $20,000 worth of drag shows and fancy cocktails at gay bars last month? That means Trevor’s Project will get an entire dollar for whatever they do!
UNLIMITED Credit. FinFam has zero chill, and we’re pretty sure that’s a good thing. Buy 10,000 tops from SHEIN, or 500 moldavite crystals off Etsy! Why not? You’re here for a good time, not a long time, so consider YOLOing into some insurmountable credit card debt with FinFam.
Our Exclusive Rewards Program. Psst: these deals hit different! For every dollar you spend, you’ll earn 1 FinFam Point redeemable for a curated selection of Gen Z favorites. Items are updated quarterly and currently include:
-Dangly craft earrings that look like you made them (750 points)
-Ring lights for filming TikToks (3,000 points)
-SSRIs if prescribed, which we assume they are (200 points with insurance, 20,000 points without insurance)
Compatible with Apple Wallet and Google Pay. Left your FinFam card at home in the pocket of your trendy thrifted mom jeans? No worries, fam! You can buy all your Gen Z essentials right from the iPhone your parents probably still pay for. We had to pay some 22-year-old software engineer an outrageous $12 an hour to set this up, so let’s hope it was worth it!
No annual fee. Between the sky-high costs of college tuition, rising rent, and the credit card debt our analysts expect you’ll rack up, we know that savings are not in your horoscope. But that’s okay! FitFam has no annual fee.*
45% APR. This part of our disclosure is boring-schmoring bank stuff. Pay it no mind!
Remember that the card is made of shiny metal and helps support LGBTQ+ stuff.
So, are you ready to yeet into FinFam? Apply today! Our woke representatives are waiting patiently for your call.
Yours fleekly,
Craig L. Wallace III, CFO
- No annual fee deal guaranteed only for first year. $1,000 per annual billing cycle thereafter, adjusted monthly to account for inflation.
