Small Talk About The Weather For When Your Weather Is Ash Rain
For Residents Of The West Coast
Hey ______, strange weather we’re having, huh?
Yeah, ______, strange right?
I mean, it’s been ashing for a week straight.
I know, I have to keep convincing my wife I don’t have dandruff. Like, I use head and shoulders, Sandra.
Honestly, your wife sounds unkind.
She’s — You know, we used to be in love.
Ain’t that the way it goes. I never knew you had a wife.
Yeah, it’s never come up… I guess we’ve never made it this deep into small talk.
It’s probably cause of the —
Together: Ash rain.
Silence
My dog just died.
Whoa, a little heavy for small talk.
I know, it’s just this —
Together: Ash rain.
I have an appointment with the gyno tomorrow, so —
Kind of much for a casual acquaintance conversation, don’t you think?
Nothing is too personal when there’s ash rain.
I guess you’re right. Thoughts on the afterlife?
