FOR LOVE OR PEANUT BUTTER

So Long, Farewell, This Has Been A Delight

I can’t believe I finally got it right

Illustration by Emily Clouse

Well, we’ve reached the end. The bottom of the metaphorical peanut butter jar. It’s been quite a journey. I shared awful dates with you: the mortification they brought me, the lack of second dates they got me, the eventual lessons they taught me.