Social Media CAPTCHAS I Really Wish An AI Could Solve For Me
Please click each image in my feed that is not a sponsored post or brand deal.
Please click each image that is from an account I actually follow.
Please click each image of a “candid” selfie that took the person less than seven tries to get right.
Please click each image of a pet that was not acquired for likes or dating profile purposes.
Please click each image where someone in the group pic is genuinely having a good time.
Please click each image of a person’s meal that took less than ten minutes to stage.
Please click each image of a person who actually ate the meal they posted pics of.
Please click each image of a recently married couple who will still be married in three years.
Please click each body-positive image that will, in fact, positively impact my self-esteem.
Please click each image of a book from this person’s shelf that said person has actually read.
Please click each image of a celebrity couple containing a person who is not cheating.
Please click each image of a celebrity who will not try to sell me an NFT.
Please click each image posted by an ex that was not directed specifically at me.
Please click each image of a person who successfully started the social media detox they announced so widely last year.
Please click each image of a person who successfully finished the social media detox they announced so widely last year.
