Some New Years-related feedback for my gym.
To Gym Manager:
Really looking forward to getting into the “new year, new you” spirit. So excited. Pumped, even! (Pun intended!)
Just a few questions for you, as the year gets started:
Any way you could just move the gym closer to my apartment?
It’d be a lot more convenient for me. You know what they say about sticking to habits — the easier they are to do, the better.
Also, could you make the machines, like, do all of the work for me?
For instance, any way I can just strap in my feet into the bike pedals and have them move for me, instead of me exerting any kind of physical force? That’d be a HUGE help. Maybe someone from the manufacturer can rewire some things to make that happen?
Lastly, could you rework human biology in such a way that allows me to burn a ton of calories just by sitting and watching Netflix?
That’d be suuuuch a big help for me as I embark on my new year’s fitness goals.
Hope all of this isn’t too inconvenient. Appreciate your consideration. See you at the water fountain!