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Son, For Christmas, I’m Going To Teach You How To Become The Hot Wheels® Monster Trucks T-Rex Volcano Arena

Forget actual gifts. Knowledge is powerful play.

Illustration by Rebekah Hair

Listen, I know you really want presents this year. But I can’t control some things like if the toy you want is stuck somewhere in the Pacific because of shipping delays. And anyway, if I just buy you the…

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