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Sorry, Sweetheart, It’s A Pirate’s Life For You

Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of you’ll do as your told.

Honey, your father and I have been discussing this for a while now, and we’ve reached a decision. It’s a pirate’s life for you.

We’re just doing what we think is best. Schools will be COVID-ridden this winter and will likely shut down at some point. We’ve seen you struggle…



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Joe Wellman

Joe lives in Chicago, Illinois. He likes biking, writing, and making short lists of things he likes to do.