Summer Bucket List
Jul 20, 2017 · 2 min read

- a metal one that’s dented
- a purple one with a sparkly handle
- the red one that cracked
- the thick yellow one I stepped on and hurt my foot at the Jersey Shore
- one that fits over my head
- my winter bucket, but just take the fur off
- a pail
- ten wheelbarrows
- one filled with ice and Coronas like in that commercial
- a couple with holes in them for metaphorical purposes (or to be used as toilets)
- a green one
- one signed by Morgan Freeman and/or the Morgan Freeman of buckets
- one to hold my other buckets
- one to hold my other lists
- one for vomit
- one I finally learn to balance on top of my head
- two that I use as shoes after I lose my job and become destitute because of a brain injury from balancing a bucket on my head
- one that matches my suit for when I recover and start a foundation for bucket-based injury
- a pink one
- a basket
- three within which to put all the bones of bucket drummers I murder
- a blank one
- a rusty one
- one I use as a chair
- several more miscellaneous buckets
- one auxiliary bucket
- two back-up buckets
- one with an ad on it for Bucky’s bucket emporium
- a really tiny bucket without a handle, the kind that people are always drinking shots out of in bars
- a dream bucket
- a trash can
- a dumpster
- a secret bucket
- a blue bucket
- a bucket filled with attainable happiness
- one for poop

