Super Bowl Exclusive!! Andy Reid’s Top-Secret Playsheet
An anonymous, uncorroborated, unverified source off the record and on background from a dark tunnel under Arrowhead Stadium gave me Kansas City Chief Coach Andy Reid’s playsheet for Super Bowl LXMVIDIII. This document reveals the sophisticated and abstract thinking in the mind of one of football’s most experienced coaches. To the savvy fan, it means this Super Bowl will be like no other ever in the history of Roman Numeral’d NFL Championships. (To the uninformed, the playsheet is that laminated card coaches hold on the sidelines. It is not a menu from a diner.)
REMINDERS!!!
Players’ mouthguards are THEIR mouthguards, not yours!
Be nice to the big guys
Be nice to the small guys
Talk to kicker about hobbies during lull in game
Be nice to opponents (they are not the Cowboys or Patriots)
No cheating (we are not the Patriots)
Guys in striped shirts are not prisoners
Listen for whistle, high pitched sound that stops plays
Pick up half a dozen team towels for the house
Scrimmage. Cribbage. Two very different things.
