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Swapping Wings For Love With An UberEats Rider

She just wanted wings. He just wanted love.

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Her apartment’s doorbell rang. She walked over to it and pushed the “answer call” button.

“Hello?”

There was a moment’s pause, then a commanding Bavarian voice: “I haff your delicious vings. Please open ze door so I can deliver zem to you.”

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