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Sarah Totton

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Sarah Totton writes comedy and snorgles small mammals. She once gave a reading on a flatbed truck at a garden center to an audience of three ferns.

Slackjaw

Slackjaw

Medium humor. Large laughs.

Sarah Totton

Written by

Sarah Totton writes comedy and snorgles small mammals. She once gave a reading on a flatbed truck at a garden center to an audience of three ferns.

Slackjaw

Slackjaw

Medium humor. Large laughs.

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