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Take this oath when asked to watch people’s stuff at coffee shops

I, [your name here], do affirm that you, a fellow patron of this coffee shop, have asked me to “watch your stuff for a sec” while you use the lavatory.

You have chosen me, a brave modern-day knight with a history of watching people’s stuff with zero items lost or taken. You have chosen well.

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Hassan S. Ali

Hassan S. Ali

I write comedy things. the ha & lol. Also a founding editor of Slackjaw on Medium.