Texts From My 86 Year-Old Father

Gutbloom
Slackjaw
Published in
2 min readMar 8, 2016

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My father doesn’t text. If he could text, this is what my phone would look like:

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Gutbloom
Slackjaw

Tribune of Medium. Mayor Emeritus of LiveJournal. Third Pharaoh of the Elusive Order of St. John the Dwarf. I am to Medium what bratwurst is to food.