The 10 Stages of Finding An Apartment In New York City
Here’s the 10 stages anyone who’s looked for an apartment in New York — or ANY city —is VERY familiar with.
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1 min readNov 23, 2016
- Build a large fire.
- Coat yourself in lighter fluid.
- Step into the flames.
- Be consumed.
- Burn.
- Burn.
- Burn.
- Burn.
- Become ash.
- Be carried off by the wind. The wind is your home now. Be happy in your home on the wind. It is better this way.
