The 12 Days of Medium Thing I Just Had to Get Out of My System

In 2017, this website shared with me…

12 trolls a’trollin’

11 faux gurus spewing

10 poets haikuing

9 techies bleep-blooping

8 partners locking … then unlocking …then locking again after getting a few more hits… then definitely committing to unlocking ………. wait

7 non-active followers

6 millenials kvetching

5 totally* new and original political satirists

(*no, really — nothing at all like the others)

4 spiffy logos

3 porno essays

2 non-responsive publications

and a cla-AAAAAA-aa-aa-aa-aaaaaap

Happy Holidays, Medium!