The 51 Terms For Snow That I Invented To One Up The Inuits
Aerial asbestos, crispy water, mashed potatoes no gravy, etc.
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2 min readApr 30, 2022
- Snow
- Crispy water
- Altostratus accumulation
- Heaven’s dandruff
- Aerial asbestos
- Styrofoam mess
- Frozen sky tears
- “The whites”
- Cloud cocaine
- The ice harvest
- Strained slushie
- Frosty’s resurrection
- Mashed potatoes no gravy
- Flavorless vanilla ice cream
- The stuff you need snow tires for
- Someone did the raindance on a cold day
- Avalanche rubble
- Snowman blood
- Snowman guts
- Snowman tissue
- Snowman brains
- Snowman torso
- Snowman head
- Snowman thorax
- Informer — Snow
- Water below 32 degrees fahrenheit
- A sign to fire up the snowblower
- Water below 0 degrees celsius
