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The Catcher In The Rye’s Holden Caulfield Reviews Broadway Musicals

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These two girls, they’re real funny, but in a damn near strange way. Anyways, they kill these two bastards of guys, real preppy jerks almost. It’s terrible. They got themselves this lawyer, and he’s good and all but a real sonuvabitch. He lies and everything to get them off — its all kind of crazy. I didn’t feel like much of it was even…




Medium humor. Large laughs.

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